SCREENWRITING

View my 30 minute comedy pilots and short screenplays here.

ARTICLES

“Trap” Revived My Love of Cinema - Medium

How to Create Marketing Content That’s Actually Fun to Watch - Medium

“The Deep House”: The scuba horror flick I didn’t think to ask for-Medium

5 October Horror Releases That’ll Actually Be Included in Your Subscriptions - Medium

SATIRE

A Toast to the Bride (who can still get out now) and Groom - The Belladonna

College Acceptance Letters for the Questionably “Accepted” - Slackjaw

Gritty Action Reboots of Your Favorite Classic Novels - Slackjaw

Teen Magazine Quizzes for Adults - Points in Case

7 Mother's Day Gifts That Mom Won't Like or Use - Points in Case

How to Make Potato Latkes as Mansplained to Me by My New Boyfriend Todd -Robot Butt

Holiday Recipes: Grandma’s Authentic Meatballs as Mansplained to Me by My new Boyfriend Todd - Robot Butt

REDUCTRESS HEADLINES

How to Put a Hex on Your Ex Without Closing That Door Completely

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“Friend with Car” Now Frontrunner Presidential Candidate

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Car with Eyelashes Looking Very Hot Today

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Paw Patrol Resigns in Solidarity with Lego Cops

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STUDY: Whatever You Think He Did, He Probably Did It

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We Tried Every Flavor of Halo Top and We’re Sadder Than When We Started

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Quiz: You good?

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My Body Is a Temple, So I Will Read My Torah Portion Then Leave

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For Legal Reasons, Friend Only Sings Public Domain Songs at Karaoke

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